"You’re not doing yourself any favors by reading Pride and Prejudice. That’s just gonna make it worse. You might as well be listening to Adele."

— Castle 4x07

"You act like this is all about her. But you were standing right next to her; you could have been shot. I could have been shot! You need to grow up, dad. You’re a writer, not a cop. Stop pretending."

— Alexis 4x01

"Castle: What broke?
Alexis: Stupid glass.
Castle: Remind me to get smarter glasses."

— 2x22

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"Muse thievery, what’s the punishment for that? Five to ten in mythology jail?"

— Alexis 3x21

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"Castle: He wants to learn more about my writing process.
Martha: And by “writing process” you mean your procrastination until the very last second…
Alexis: And then writing out of a desperate panic in a caffeine-induced haze."

— Castle / Martha / Alexis 3x21

"C: Reading the paper? You are going to lose all of your wired teen hyper texting nano gizmo street cred.
A: I’m a rebel. I kick it old school."

— Castle / Alexis 1x03

"Dad! No! No severed heads!"

— Alexis 1x10