"You’re not doing yourself any favors by reading Pride and Prejudice. That’s just gonna make it worse. You might as well be listening to Adele."
— Castle 4x07
"You act like this is all about her. But you were standing right next to her; you could have been shot. I could have been shot! You need to grow up, dad. You’re a writer, not a cop. Stop pretending."
— Alexis 4x01
"Castle: What broke?
Alexis: Stupid glass.
Castle: Remind me to get smarter glasses."
Alexis: Stupid glass.
Castle: Remind me to get smarter glasses."
— 2x22
"Muse thievery, what’s the punishment for that? Five to ten in mythology jail?"
— Alexis 3x21
"Castle: He wants to learn more about my writing process.
Martha: And by “writing process” you mean your procrastination until the very last second…
Alexis: And then writing out of a desperate panic in a caffeine-induced haze."
Martha: And by “writing process” you mean your procrastination until the very last second…
Alexis: And then writing out of a desperate panic in a caffeine-induced haze."
— Castle / Martha / Alexis 3x21
"C: Reading the paper? You are going to lose all of your wired teen hyper texting nano gizmo street cred.
A: I’m a rebel. I kick it old school."
A: I’m a rebel. I kick it old school."
— Castle / Alexis 1x03
"Dad! No! No severed heads!"
— Alexis 1x10
