"If there’s one thing I hate, it’s a dirtbag in uniform."

— Captain 2x08

Tags: montgomery

"Montgomery: An FBI profile was as close as we came to ID-ing a suspect. Feds say he’s a white male, 25 to 45 years old,
Castle: Could be me.
Montgomery: Has a dysfunctional relationship with his mother,
Castle: Still me.
Montgomery: He has a menial, unimportant job.
Beckett: Definitely you.
Castle: Just for that, I base my next book on Esposito."

— Beckett / Castle / Montgomery 3x06

"Ryan: Why do you writers always call them “perps?”
Castle: Isn’t that what you call them?
Ryan: Ah, we’ve got a whole lot of names for them. Pipehead, pisshead, orc, creep…
Esposito: …crook, knucklehead, chucklehead…
Ryan: …chud, turd…
Esposito: …destro, scall…
Ryan: …skexy, slicko, slick…
Esposito: …mope…
Ryan: …sleestak…
Castle: [writing in notepad] Slow down, slow down!
Beckett: Suspects. We call them suspects.
Montgomery: I’m old-school. I like “dirtbag.”
Castle: Classic."

— Castle / Ryan / Esposito / Beckett / Montgomery 1x07